Emotional Tsunami

The shit that happens when Trump is in offices and all CEOs think they're him as well.

Today they announces that we all need to be in the office 4 days a week, the CEO gave me an emotional tsunami that means I can no longer work.

by Philistine Filly December 11, 2025

Emote Land

The best discord server for emojis its very epic

Person 1: yo i need some emojis i just got nitro
Pesron 2: ayo join emote land they got sick emojis

by SargunIsGay September 14, 2021

Emotional UHaul

When you move too quickly in a relationship and develop emotions towards the other person too quickly

"Wow, Jessie's already calling them her girlfriend, thats pretty intense"
"Yeah, they definitely hitched an emotional UHaul, its only been two weeks since they met"

by E31ly November 30, 2022

emotional microwave popcorn friend

This is your friend that you can contact when you are upset who is quick to help support you and be there for you, but ultimately what support they provide does not last and it is not all that healthy anyway. You will lean on this person whenever you can despite knowing they are not really all that helpful.

Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.

by von groovy August 4, 2024

Any Bad Chance Done Exclusively For Generating Humans With Emotive Inertia <Emotion>

Any Bad Chance Done Exclusively For Generating Humans With Emotive Inertia <Emotion>

Any Bad Chance Done Exclusively For Generating Humans With Emotive Inertia <Emotion>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

emotion

The ruin of humanity

Imagine a world with no emotion. no sympathy, we would do what is best for our survival, we wouldn't make decisions on what it makes us feel.

"Yay, my emotions tell me to go out with this person..."

some hours later: "MY EMOTIONS ARE IDIOTS"

by Cynical dragons December 1, 2017

Emotional Breakdown

Oho! Sam Sedar had an emotional breakdown! Damn!

Hym "He had and emotional breakdown thinking about his daughter getting raw-dogged by all the fat-cocks and not being able to hit the undo button. Tragic. The real question is CAN I bang Sam's daughter... For $40 dollars? That is the going rate, I think, but I'll have to check with California. I know inflation is hitting them pretty hard, um... Jewish chicks are USUALLY pretty hot so I might even be willing to pay more than $40 dollars."

by Hym Iam November 3, 2024