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emotional gymnastics

These are a series of skilled movements involving all sorts of feelings and thinking in order to get oneself successfully through a negative situation with another person. It's tough and you have to be quick, strong, and flexible at all times to win this competition.
Sharon: "Did you hear about Ashlynn?"
Lisa: "I loathe that bitch. She tried messing with me last month and demonstrated that I can do emotional gymnastics at a gold medal level! She started crying and hyperventilating. I was in top form!"
Sharon: "She's dead."
Lisa: "Hmmm. Are we going to Chick Fil' A or what? I'm starving over here."
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emotional dick pic

A (dick pic) sent when the person is upset and or trying to get you back
He totally sent me another emotional dick pic last night
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Emotion Light

A sensory devise that emits light that coordinates with one’s emotions.
Tim’s emotion light has been glowing blue all night.
by CrankyKramer August 18, 2022
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emotional depth

Being able to connect to the Cosmos.
Her relationship core value is emotional depth.
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Emotional Abortion

An emotional abortion is when you have a spiritual pap smear done which scoops out the inner linings of the uterus, causing a sense of clarity within oneself found in no other way
"Dog I just had the CRAZIEST emotional abortion"
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emotional martyr

A person or being who will infiltrate your personal life like a terrorist. attack emotionally , ultimately attach and thrive off any validation. Which they are seeking. Finally, knowingly implode taking you along with them.
Diana grew up brainwashed. Her terroristic tendencies allowed her to cross paths with Brad Litt. Unknowingly he was her next victim and she was to be his emotional martyr. She is always the victim, truly.
by Beachareyouokay March 17, 2024
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unstable emotions

When you have no control over your emotions and sometimes have trouble showing them
1 My friend Michael said he was happy about his new girlfriend but didnt look as happy
2: Today i found out that i am have Unstable emotions when i cried withno tears but a smile after being hurt
by ʅυʅυ September 8, 2019
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