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Emotional Wrectitude

After or during a relationship upheaval, the realization that one's judgement about said relationship might be incorrect or flawed. Usually results in a good deal of whining and bitching about said relationship.
I kinda feel bad about her Emotional Wrectitude, but she needs to get over that shit and move on. I mean, damn.
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Emotional Energy 

Our bursts of Love, Passion, and Anger. When we let loose these emotions, others can latch onto them and use them against us.
Damn, my emotional energy was completely drained by the time Vanessa and I had finished talking; it's like she seemed happier by the time our conversation ended, but I left even sadder than I had been before she and I spoke. Perhaps she's a psychic vampire; I need a nap.
Emotional Energy by shawshankd September 23, 2016

emotionally fluid 

Similar to advanced schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage but much more gentler and needy.
Worker: Get back to work!

Co-worker: Stop yelling at me. I’m emotionally fluid right now.

Worker: Keep it down!
emotionally fluid by JoDLC November 1, 2017

over emotional self absorbed cunt bag

When someone is in the hospital because they're fucking retarded they cut themself and they try to blame it on you, when all you've done is help.
"You my good hoe, are an over emotional self absorbed cunt bag. "

Emotional support 

Someone is getting fucked but they don't wanna admit it
"Oh yeah my boyfriend's over for emotional support."

custom emoticons 

Bill gate's way of telling you that he owns your soul, and there's no escape.
"It's kinda difficult to read what anyone says with poorly chosen emoticons."
"*A small list of giant icons and poorly made gifs follow*"
"Exactly!"
custom emoticons by Thegreatnick September 5, 2005

emotional catfishing

using storys or tramatic events to influence someones sympathy for you so they feel sorry and arnt able to bring up hard to talk about topics because there "life" trama makes it where you dont want to add stress.
emotional catfishing; (internet relationships))) that claim these terrible things happened to them but mostly they probably didn't and they just want there pity, and the other person believes them because they got the short end of the stick and actually have genuine feelings for the lier and would rather believe them than except that they lied