A dirt bag. Literally, doesn't shower, hair is always greasy, and stanks like sewer. Doesn't care about anything, nothing at all. Player, seriously will cheat anyone and thinks he can get all them babes even though he's a whole ass potato (not the good ones). A dweeb who has no life and sits in his chair all day watching anime.
by Yourhighness_theduck March 16, 2022
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by bells.go.ding.bro March 17, 2022
Get the Elijah mug.Elijah is quite butters, and he tends to get no girls. People tend to say that he stinks and has the worst trim on the planet. Legend has it he has 1incher , which is just an L. People also say that he dumpster dives to try and find clothes because he has zero drip and I mean ZERO. People generally refer to him as a skin from Fortnite called Funk ops, which is a butters character with an afro.
by Markkk123 January 24, 2022
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person 1: have you met Elijah?
person 2: yeah! hes very chaotic and accepted me when i came out as trans!
person 1: congrats!
hes a microwave rat :
person 2: yeah! hes very chaotic and accepted me when i came out as trans!
person 1: congrats!
hes a microwave rat :
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