the most beautiful, smart, heartfelt, and caring girl in the world but will constantly deny it. shes very athletic and most likely better than you at anything you thought you were good at. she’s shy at first but ends up being very outgoing and lovable once you get to know her. she has the most beautiful smile in the world to match those rosy cheeks when she blushes. has some anger issues but most of it ends up being because she’s trying to protect her, her friends, or her bf. she can get a little jealous but thats only because she doesn’t want to lose who she has. which is pointless because the way her personality shines likes a star makes her significant other already wrapped around her finger and in love. she’ll put a lock on your heart that’s unbreakable and wont ever unlock it but you won’t mind that feeling, in fact it’ll make you wanna put a lock on that lock so she can’t get it off. you’ll fall in love with everything about her, her laugh, her smile, her personality, hell even her sneezes. the perfect person to love you unconditionally and be the best wife on the face of the earth. overall just one of the best girls in the world and once you see that, you’ll never forget it.
“can you believe they let a girl on the football team? especially as our quarterback!”
“ya thats Elijah, shes got a better arm than any of us. I don’t blame them.”
“ya thats Elijah, shes got a better arm than any of us. I don’t blame them.”
by Spyro1k November 10, 2021
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by anonymous November 13, 2021
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Random ass foo: yeah that gay ass mofo licked sum dudes asshole in the bathroom yesterday.
by Nshdhhshaj November 20, 2021
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by Markkk123 January 24, 2022
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person 1: have you met Elijah?
person 2: yeah! hes very chaotic and accepted me when i came out as trans!
person 1: congrats!
hes a microwave rat :
person 2: yeah! hes very chaotic and accepted me when i came out as trans!
person 1: congrats!
hes a microwave rat :
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