ok its pritty much a dude's cock....its used to talk crap to women that dont understand what that fucking means so pritty much your only use it if you wanna talk crap...
hey ladies, i would be carful because my one-eyed zipper snake is let lose and it might just eat you out.
by i talk shit September 4, 2009
Get the one-eyed zipper snakemug. Oi Oi.........show us your "one eyed twat hammer"
Get your lips round my "one eyed twat hammer" you batty crease!
Get your lips round my "one eyed twat hammer" you batty crease!
by Bloke A! October 23, 2009
Get the One Eyed Twat Hammermug. by xenophobe September 23, 2005
Get the Slitty Eyed Rice Pedalermug. Little Miss muffett sat on her tuffett eating her curds and whey. Then sucked on her boyfriend's one-eyed trouser mouse for dessert.
by Miss muffett's boy toy January 16, 2006
Get the one-eyed trouser mousemug. Another juicy adjective used to describe a large, serpentine bowel movement. This saying came into being when I dropped a hefty deuce one night and then looked down into the bowl of the toilet only to see that I was being stared up at by something resembling a large serpentine dragon with two corn eyes and a peanut grin.
by Dirty_Mister_Bent August 29, 2010
Get the Corn Eyed Fudge Dragonmug. Say, Doctor, I've been having an itch in the area of my one-eyed mayonnaise launcher. Might you have a look at it please?
by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008
Get the one-eyed mayonnaise launchermug. by Big Worm August 12, 2008
Get the wonky eyed shit cuntmug.