Beef Eater

Someone who eats ass aka A rimmer
Comes from using "beefy" as a description of a fart
Very good to fool people into admiting they rim people without knowing

Hey chris are you a beefeater
oh sure i love a bit of beef... hey what are you laughing at me for

by Jay Clarkson February 22, 2005

purple penis eater

A female with a propensity for wearing purple lip makeup and a bent for oral sex. Usually accompanied with extreme emotional problems.

I went to a rave last night and ran into a purple penis eater.

by Scrimmy August 22, 2008

Eastern Michigan University Marching Band

The “Pride of the Peninsula”, The EMU marching band is currently in its 117th year and has a little under 200 members. The marching band performs at several functions around campus. The most notable though is at every home football game. Many hours of practice and hard work go into preparing each show, and over time the band begins to view each other as more than a group of people, they become a “band family”. The discipline and tradition that the marching band holds help them to put on a performance that represents Eastern Michigan in a really good light.

Presenting the "Pride of the Peninsula", the EMU marching band! - read by announcer as the band runs out of the tunnel at Eastern Michigan University's home football games. This is the Eastern Michigan University Marching Band.

by trumpet2010 January 6, 2012

Snake Eater

Most badass motherfuckers in the military.

pvt. Johnson: Man i'm such a little pussy, I wish I were a snake eater like Major Badass over there, he kicks some serious ass.

by Bilbo_Tbaggins April 13, 2016

Pearl Necklace Eater

A guy who gives a woman or man a pearl necklace and then eats it.

Scared girl: Jesse did you just eat that pearl necklace

Jesse: Why as a matter of fact i did!

Scared girl: EWW get out you pearl necklace eater!!!

by mad stad the tad May 25, 2009

Easter Finger

The desired result from inserting a finger into a female vagina durring her minstrel cycle on easter day. The finger(s) should be red and allowed to dry. Authentic Easter Fingers are made using actual female rabbits. The odds of getting an Easter Finger are rare and therefore highly desireable.

Ira got his Easter Finger and red wings on the same day.

by Antisapien April 11, 2010

easter keister

When the Church puts a limit on how many eggs you can find in the egg hunt so you have to improvise

Bro they only let us find 5 eggs each so I had to Easter Keister like 15 of them.

by Dcmarvel nerd February 6, 2018