Crackhead Joe: "Is Denise working...I feel a little bit more comfortable ordering from Denise"
Denise: "89 CENTS"
Crackhead Joe: That's still cool?
taco bell Denise hands Joe a "5 layer burrito" filled with crack, while Joe hands over a Taco Bell bag full of money saying he didn't get any sauce
Denise: "89 CENTS"
Crackhead Joe: That's still cool?
taco bell Denise hands Joe a "5 layer burrito" filled with crack, while Joe hands over a Taco Bell bag full of money saying he didn't get any sauce
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