Jork Drag, or 'JD' for short, is a term used to describe the concentration of your life in which you've spent jorking it.
When calculating JD, jork-sessions have increasingly less weight the longer ago they occurred.
If you jorked it four or more days in a row recently, your Jork Drag is probably almost 10, and you need to lock the fuck in.
JD affects athletic performance. (scientifically proven)
When calculating JD, jork-sessions have increasingly less weight the longer ago they occurred.
If you jorked it four or more days in a row recently, your Jork Drag is probably almost 10, and you need to lock the fuck in.
JD affects athletic performance. (scientifically proven)
'Gentlemen, you been makin' sure to keep your JD low?'
'Yeah Chris sold the relay cause his Jork Drag was fuckin' insane'
Jaden: 'Yeah bro I jorked it 3 times this morning.'
Jake: 'Bro are you retarded!? Your JD is cooked!'
'Yeah Chris sold the relay cause his Jork Drag was fuckin' insane'
Jaden: 'Yeah bro I jorked it 3 times this morning.'
Jake: 'Bro are you retarded!? Your JD is cooked!'
by JD_Master March 21, 2025
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First is drag queens, where people dress up like women, or in feminine fashion. A few examples of popular drag queens are RuPaul, Trixie Mattel, and Adore Delano.
Second is drag kings, the act of dressing up like a man, or in masculine fashion. Some examples of popular drag kings are Landon Cider, Adam All, and Koco Caine.
Although both drag kings and queens are commonly tied to certain genders or sexualities, both hobbies can be enjoyed by all people, regardless of gender and sexuality.
First is drag queens, where people dress up like women, or in feminine fashion. A few examples of popular drag queens are RuPaul, Trixie Mattel, and Adore Delano.
Second is drag kings, the act of dressing up like a man, or in masculine fashion. Some examples of popular drag kings are Landon Cider, Adam All, and Koco Caine.
Although both drag kings and queens are commonly tied to certain genders or sexualities, both hobbies can be enjoyed by all people, regardless of gender and sexuality.
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Look what the selfie dragged in !
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Yea thats dave he has a wart by his anus but he dont half bang my box hard
Look what the selfie dragged in!
Fuck ahmed he only has a small one and his balls are like skittles, I need some real meat inside my huge gash
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