DavidByrd

If you ever meet him, he'll be shy at first but then come out to be someone who you fall in love with. He won't see that he's amazing, even if you tell him how perfect he is in your eyes. Gives the best hugs ever. He's someone who you wont want to go a day without seeing. If you kiss him, you'll never want to stop. He'll make you feel like you dont need anyone else. You'll feel like you dont want anyone else. You want him in your life forever. He'll drink a peanut butter cup milkshake, then poke you with the straw. You'll need him in the butt. He'll stay at your house to help you paint rainbows on your ceiling. One of the smartest people you'll ever meet. Incredibly handsome. You will never think about leaving his side because you love him with all your heart. You wont be asking much but you'll want to ask him for just one chance.

I love you, hun <3

Friend- Hey, did DavidByrd ask you out yet?
You- No, but I still love him anyway

by Tiggertot November 29, 2011

Davidoff Venom Blast

When a snake blasts his 'venom' into his partners face

Dave: let's snake the party

Amy: ok, give me a davidoff venom blast then

Dave: ok only because I'm a snake

by Dave2.0 January 25, 2014

david bergren

a salty person who says "who dis" too much

wow he's such a david bergren

by coolkat112801 February 2, 2017

david baker

A total bitch who complains about not having enough money for video games, and his best friend is a husbando pillow of Kirito from SAO.

david baker: Where's my husbando pillow?

by wavyfleet March 3, 2017

david vielma

A man who looks to be dying of obesity. usually having three chins and steals other peoples stuff for the fun of it but always gives it back in the end. they always have something on them to make them to try and look cool, as for example beats headphones around their neck.

david vielma: *starts laughing*
guy 1: why do you have three chins
david vielma: shut up faggot

by aminomemecicle October 15, 2017

david correa

The greatest teacher ever because he is very understanding is a caring open minded encouraging person who tells you to never give up,no matter how hard life makes it for you,he will understand and make whatever he can easier for you.

David correa is great.

by Precious Warrior December 12, 2017

David Wolfe

Crazy, kumquat-snorting fruit loop who things gravity is a hoax, the earth is flat, that deer antlers can make you levitate, that mushrooms fall out of the fucking sky, loves to shock his own nipples, believes the nectar of his ballsack cures cancer, and has proven that vaccines don't give kids autism, David Wolfe gives kids autism.

David Wolfe is a fucking tool.

by mrwiggles1 February 8, 2018