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toasted almond crunch

During dirty anal intercourse, the male pulls out his penis, fecal chunks and all, and proceeds to slap his partner across his or her face with his fecal covered penis, giving the appearance of hastly eating a toasted almond crunch ice cream bar.
John: "That dude over there eats like an animal. Look at the crap on his face."

Peter: "Either that, or someone gave him a Toasted Almond Crunch."

John: "Eww... nasty."
by Carmo September 27, 2006
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crunk pit

When the urban hip-hop culture listens to "crunk" music, and starts to push eachother around in a manner just like a mosh pit.
by Garrett Thornton April 7, 2004
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Crunchy Pussy

A popular chain of taco stands that displays a deep fried cat logo wearing a sombrero. Primarily located in the north-west near cannabis farms lesbian burn wards, the chain is famous for attracting pervy old men and pubescent boys alike. Because of their popularity amongst these demographics the organization NAMBLA has made Crunchy Pussy chains one of their traditional hangout spots much to the dismay of the the Taco vendors. The menu offers a wide selection of food, however, no matter what you order, you will usually end with two fish taco's and a large sweet tea.
Hey man are you hungry?
Hell yeah, I'm gonna get me some of that crunchy pussy. I love fish tacos and I got some extra sour cream too.
by nastynick69 October 19, 2009
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crunk

being very drunk and high at the same time
dude that gay drank like 6 tequila shots and smoked 2 bowls and now he's fuckin crunk

i was crunked after i smoked when i was already wasted
by alexxx1 November 18, 2006
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crunch wrap

The best food item from Taco Bell. Its only $2.03
Yo nigga, i went my ass to Taco Bell and got me a Crunch Wrap. IM FULL!!!
by Inconsiderate White Man July 19, 2006
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crunk caitlin

by biznitch January 5, 2005
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crunk

crunk (adj) to have a good time while engaging in high volume and often wild activity.
believed by most to be a combination of chronic and drunk but its origins cannot be confirmed. today it is used in a more innocent light simply referring to having a "boisterous good time" can easily be used as a rallying call to get a party or crowd hyped up.
bucktown tiger: this new song gets me crunk every time i hear it!

shopwrecker1: /me furpiles on bucktown

shopwrecker2: /me turns up the volume of the crunk new song before jumping in.
by cepheus wolfshepherd May 2, 2010
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