Cricket Wank

A bit like the stranger but wearing your batting gloves and your favourite teams bucket hat

His missus was away and his team had won so he celebrated with a cricket wank

by Mungki_ September 15, 2024

cricket

someone extremely annoying

That cricket needs to shut up

by 100000t March 2, 2026

Cricket, criCket, crickeT

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Cricket, criCket, crickeT

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Cricket Blunt

Wrap preferable live crickets in weed, wrap the weed covered cricket with your paper of choice (hemp paper preferably), light it, and enjoy.

Hey bro pass me that cricket blunt while the cricket still alive.

by Cricket_Blunt_Enthusiast October 17, 2025

pocket crickets

Sexually transmitted "crabs"

Man, I've got a roaring case of pocket crickets again!

by JP1969 January 10, 2008

The Cricket

A technique for eating out a girl. Very rapid tongue movements create extreme pleasure. You can tell if a person is capable of this if they can move there tongue fast enough to create a noise. It feels amazing, they use it as a special privilege, not all girls are lucky enough to experience it.

Jeff-Dude, how was your night with the girlfriend.
Greg- Dude, I gave her the cricket, I thought she earned it.

by George Smith Carmen March 3, 2008

crotch cricket

A standard pager device, circa 1992.

I still can't believe you carry a crotch cricket. What do you work for the mob?

by novkayt October 20, 2010