Dream Cream

Sperm

I awoke to a sudden influx of dream cream in my boxers.

by Lisa Chode February 4, 2010

whip cream

A desert topping that younger girls like to put their face and take pictures.

Let us put whip cream on our face so it looks like we give head.

by fidy cent April 2, 2005

Ice Cream

therapy

every girl in the world knows what i mean when i say ice cream means therapy

by Shayeheartsu615 July 23, 2011

crispy cream

Someone who stands up for nothing or anyone (wussy) they talk shit, but when it comes down to doing something about it they turn into a crispy cream dougnut - all sugary sweet and plyable under pressure.

John was a crispy cream when he was asked his opinion on a subject.

by CRISPY CREAM HATER November 7, 2007

fag cream

an ointment that helps to keep the amount of gayness of a person from showing in public

Good thing steve has his fag cream on. Otherwise we wouldn't be seen with him.

by jam session September 1, 2009

Cream Canoe

An erect penis

When I saw that hot broad walk by I felt my cream canoe getting ready to sail.

by twinkie kid 63 October 13, 2008

Cream pie

The one type of pie you can't make in November

Her: should i make a cream pie tonight?

Him: you can't it's November.
Her: so?
Him: it's NNN
Her: fuck off, thats not what i ment.

by Dev not conner baslow December 10, 2019