cranking the horse

To masturbate with such force and commitment that one could be mistaken for trying to manually start a 19th-century automobile.

He was cranking the horse crazy style like a desperate cowboy milking thunder from the sky, each stroke a plea to the gods of lust and loneliness. I left the room a changed man.

by HuemanAfterAll May 11, 2025

Crank Walk

The bipedal motion of Methamphetamine users characterized by twitching and fidgeting as if the person is trying to brush imaginary bugs off of his/her skin.

You can tell homey is smoking meth by his crank walk.

by CSI Sharkticon July 13, 2009

crank the cradle

Masturbate, mostly a guy.
For a female the correct sentence is wiggle the jiggle

Duudee, I just saw Lindsay again. I gotta get home to crank the cradle!

by Vinnnny9 June 8, 2019

glizzy crank

A crank for your glizzy

I cranked my glizzy with your glizzy crank and it was swag

by Mrs.Beast.FFZ July 5, 2022

cranking it

to sleep

Oh, jabob is cranking it on the couch again... oh jabob why you always falling asleep so early smh...

by spyder_2003 May 11, 2024

Belgian Crank

When you shit in the shower then cum on it, then waflestomp it down the drain.

BRO! I just had the craziest Belgian Crank of all time.

by dih sendy October 26, 2025

Crank Dat Stank

Plugging the fart box with your Hammer of Thor while doing the Soulja Boy

Aye yo! You see Elliot in the club last night doin the Crank Dat Stank on the dance floor? Hella brown drippage everywhere

by PJ Swaggie Swag December 31, 2020