Cracker Hole

A peson that is being completly unreasonable/ or getting out of control with rage

"Joe is being a complete cracker hole today! Who shat in his wheaties?"

unreasonable

jerk
ass hole

by Dadunkadunk69 December 16, 2011

cracker punch

To hit an opponent in the eye with a closed fist encasing a ritz.

I just hit that cracka with a cracker punch. Cracks is layed out with some ritz dust now.

by Crackapunch June 24, 2014

Cracker Tweak

A high strung white person high on methamphetamine. They usually have sores on their face and missing teeth. Often times resembling a zombie.

Look at that Cracker Tweak standing on the street corner selling herself for a hit.

by CyberWolfm636 January 8, 2020

moyster crackers

To eat ass with crackers

I ate the shit out of Laura Sanderson’s moyster crackers

by @laurasmith January 10, 2018

ankle cracker

A small person that has no other talents than being able to crack ankles due to their short stature.

Person 1: "Damn, that Peyton is such an ankle cracker."

Person 2: "Yeah, no one even saw her coming."

by Tuxedocat007 July 20, 2017

Oxford Cracker

The act of smearing duck pate and caviar on someone's gooch to devour.

I gave my best friend John a right good oxford cracker.

by Dex the neeg June 26, 2021

Hammer-cracker

When you're so hungry you'll eat a hammer made of crackers.

Catlian was so hungry she was eating a hammer-cracker!

by IAmAHammerCrackerAndProud November 11, 2021