Cracking someone

Laying someone out or beating someone up

“I just cracked his shit“

ill crack you

cracking someone

by realthug420 February 23, 2020

German crack

Drugs available at German grocery stores.

Huck's is whack. Ima get better German crack at Aldi.

by Justforyoumatt September 17, 2016

crack donkey

one that acts like an ass but is on crack

Jeffrey, you're such a crack donkey!

by rAwRzXD January 22, 2017

crack of heaven

When a woman bends down and you barely see her ass crack. Most commonly seen when woman are wearing jeans.

Jack: Hey John. that waitress over there just dropped our food all over the floor...
John: Yes she did, but did you see that crack of heaven when she went to pick it all up?!

by Bobby Night September 14, 2013

Ass-Cracking

Putting the crack of your buttocks on linear property.

Joe: Don't you hate it when people are Ass-Cracking the poles on subways?

by Shohn Shmoe April 30, 2012

CRACK SOUP

RAUMEN NOODLE SOUP MIXES

WISH I HADN'T SPENT MY MONEY ON A BUMP. NOW, I HAVE TO EAT CRACK SOUP

by WHITERUDY December 31, 2011

Crack a Yak

To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy, fat girl.

Kevin was going to Crack a Yak after school yesterday, but I didn't let him.

by THE CHAMP 5695 March 11, 2011