Cougar chump

Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.

A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.

Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.

by ballplayer182 March 09, 2022

cougar

jamyaa

“jamyaa is a cougar”

by zaynotzae March 06, 2024

More Cougarness

When she’s older than you and her birthday just happens to be the day before yours.

Johnny is so in love…he doesn’t even think about that one day if More Cougarness

by Johnnysinlove December 09, 2023

Cougar high five

When two older women touch their vaginas together.

Hell yeah girlfriend let's do a cougar high five!

by Violent_eddie May 29, 2021

golden cougar

Exactly as a normal cougar, except with lots and lots of money.

She's no ordinary cougar, she's a Golden Cougar.

by ExoOmega April 11, 2016

Cougar ranting

When an older woman who frequented clubbing braggs about her scoresheet of young man flesh.

Kimberly was holding court with her cougar friends “cougar ranting “ about all the young men she had sex with.

by Dane Bread November 07, 2017

Cougar

Wafi. It's wafi. Wafiyat is the literal definition of said word.

Smh wafi ur such a cougar leave him alone

by notciph September 24, 2020