drew carey

Fat comedian from Cleveland, who looks like Dilbert.

Bite me, Doughboy

by X April 28, 2004

Joseph Carey Merrick

The proper name of the "Elephant Man" John Merrick. It became to be known as John Merrick because of the movie "Elephant Man" which also had many inaccurate points.

Joseph Carey Merrick was the greatest human being te ever grace the face of the earth.

by Love Stains March 27, 2006

H. Frank Carey High School

A high school located in the Square (Franklin Square). This school is absolute, unfiltered, full-strength bullllllshiiiieeeeet. Nobody enjoys going here, and the teachers either look like they're about ready to hang themselves or like they just snorted 50 lines of cocaine. Some of these people have been taken care of and sent to the proper authorities. Drinking is possibly the single largest activity in these poor teenagers' social lives. They go to school with destroyed livers, and posts of their nefarious activities posted promptly on Instagram, Twitter, etc. Watch out for the seniors, they drink the most, smoke the most (WEED AND OTHER), and party the hardest. My advice to students attending this year...TRANSFER ASAP.
Love,
Shrek

man #1 - "I wouldn't step inside of H. Frank Carey High School if you paid me!"

shrek - "Aye, laddy!"

by ShrekTheSilentBedIntruder69 August 20, 2014

core shot

Skier/snowboarder lingo for a hole that has appeared in the base/bottom of one's ski or board. Usually caused by a rock.

I knew we shouldn't have gone snowboarding today. Mammoth's base depth was only 35 inches and there were rocks everywhere. Now I have a quarter sized core shot on my brand new $1,000 Burton Vapor!!!!

by feetoid July 3, 2009

coney bun

The practice of lubricating a girl's ass cheeks and then having sex with just the ass crack ala titty fucking.

My girl didn't want to have sex so I talked her into letting me coney bun her.

by Godseystyle July 13, 2009

core 2 duo

New processor line developed by Intel Corporation. Based on the P6 and P4 Mobile architectures, it outperforms the AMD competition at a lower price point. It features more effecient instruction decoding, larger cache, a higher FSB, and a higher IPC, all while producing less heat.

Person one: d00d I just got a new Athlon64 5000+ for only 800$
Person two: n00b you should have bought a Core 2 Duo.

by cymon July 23, 2006

The Coney Island

a manually administered sexual adventure involving a hotdog bun wrapped snugly about the phallus. The Coney Island can be an accoutrement of autoerotic activity or the impassioned ballet of lovers twain. Much like the staple of the American foodscape, the member may be ensconced in sauer kraut, celery salt, basel, loganberries, etc.

Receiver of The Coney Island: "Yo bitch, how's bout we forget the condoms and mints and go straight to the condomints. I'm ready to get my Coney Island on." (Aforementioned 'bitch' then wraps his engorged penis with a hotdog bun, covers it in relish, and gets bizzzay.) "Baby, it may not be a foot-long, but it's 100% Kosher beef...oh yeah, you got it. ...it's a juicy one, don't squirt your eye, baby. . .goddamn that's enriched wheat. .ahhh. .ahhh. ahhhhhhh. . .SHAZAAAAAAAAAAM."

by TheHumanTunneler June 11, 2006