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Coconut Custard

A secret sexual fetish invented by the Masons that was used for them to be able to pass ideas to each other under the noses of the Catholic church.

It involves jizzing on a table, flattening the jizz out in a perpendicular bar, then shitting on said jizz, flattening that out so it looks like a chocolate bar, and wrapping it inside a Gertrude-Hawks chocolate factory package. (Kind of like a Boston Pancake except this one actually has historic value)
The resultant product can be sold to freshmen for a dollar a piece.
I wonder if those kids know that a Coconut custard is an antient Masonic ritual.

My girlfriend was misbehaving so I whacked her with a coconut custard to straighten out her behaviour.

I dropped my Gertrude Hawks chocolate bar on the floor, and as I bent over to pick it up I accidentally jizzed and shat and then I couldn't tell which was the chocolate bar.
by crunkjesus October 7, 2009
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colon crusader

Men who love to have anal sex; a homosexual.
Those two guys are a bunch of colon crusaders.
by Dig That June 12, 2010
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Coconut Climber

A racial word used to describe a Puerto Rican. Preferable a lazy one who gets welfare checks in the mail and drinks beer in front of his/her porch and/or open garage. Also yells instead of talks at a listenable level.
Them damn Coconut Climbers keep sitting around doin' nuttin! Lazy shits!
by LlamaGenocide April 9, 2011
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colonel gaddafi

Oh John its gone 10 o clock hurry up im hank marvin lets get down the Colonel Gaddafi. West London Rhyming Slang you Slags.
by Crowhawk December 4, 2015
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coconut pie

An men who likes dick
Example: Jensen Ackles says he favorite pie is coconut pie that means he likes dick
by Penguin Hunter July 25, 2017
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colonel lovelock

A bunch of lightly coloured pubes all sitting together in the urinal
colonel lovelock is on gaurd today

after seeing a whole bunch of freshly scratched blond or ginger pubes in the toilet
by Gyp n Jop October 28, 2017
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Coconut Head

Someone who has a head that resembles a coconut, particularly due to their hair.
1. Jeon Jungkook from BTS has a coconut head.
2. The guy that she met at the event had a coconut head.
by ShinyLongLegs October 27, 2018
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