A clown pound is when a clown, or a costumed mascot has sexual intercourse with you, then wails on your ass with a steak tenderizer...
by Mr Sexy (Badger) November 19, 2011
Get the Clown Poundmug. 1: A little monkey dressed in funny clothes that dances around next to a clown who is usually playing an accordian or other terrrible musical instrument. 2: An idiot who you only hang out with because his stupid behavior amuses you and you can laugh openly at him.
Nobody really likes that clown monkey PJ, but his stupid antics are fun to laugh at when you're bored.
by bigtimehotshot October 18, 2011
Get the clown monkeymug. by Bats Skytower January 22, 2009
Get the clown bagmug. A combination of clown show and dumpster fire. An indication of a situtation where circumstances are completely out of control and only getting worse.
by skebo5150 January 10, 2019
Get the clown firemug. Brown clown is a heroin/brown user who is constantly in a nod/half sleep state,where they can't control/account for their actions and look fucking retarded.
Hey look at that sorry ass brown clown,they are so loaded I think they shit themselves. That brown clown is drooling everywhere, haha that brown clown just burned themselves with their cigarette again, that brown clown is so pathetic they can't even move.
by Filthy(425) January 11, 2018
Get the Brown clownmug. The Urban Clown (U.C.) is the evil twin of the circus clown. They share physical attributes but differ in behavior. Like circus clowns they wear over-sized, baggy and loud clothing. Instead of white foundation, the U.C. prefers dark colors and facial tattoos. Traditional clowns wear humorous wigs such as bald caps and colored hair. The U.C. prefers to be bald or if hair is present, the U.C. has shaved designs. The circus clown is known for a cone shaped hat while a U.C. utilizes a baseball cap that is never worn the way as intended. An optional head apparel is the “do-rag”that is reminiscent of that of a food service worker. Some prefer a cowl or hood which has no parallel in circus clown culture.
Instead of horns for comic effect, the U.C. clown carries a gun (or "gat") to intimidate and make poor decisions that typically end in incarceration. In lieu of a seltzer water bottle the U.C. carries a 40oz beer to numb their shame of inner and social ignorance.
The U.C. emulates the circus clown with self loathing and public humiliation in hope of seeking the acceptance of others. The U.C. is typically inept, uneducated (by choice) & a coward who’s is not equipped to solve problems with reasoning. Unlike the traditional clown, the U.C. is neither friendly nor approachable thus incapable of bringing joy to children (or sticking around to support and guide those they fathered). Contrary to the circus clown, laughing at their attire or behavior can lead to serious injury and death.
Instead of horns for comic effect, the U.C. clown carries a gun (or "gat") to intimidate and make poor decisions that typically end in incarceration. In lieu of a seltzer water bottle the U.C. carries a 40oz beer to numb their shame of inner and social ignorance.
The U.C. emulates the circus clown with self loathing and public humiliation in hope of seeking the acceptance of others. The U.C. is typically inept, uneducated (by choice) & a coward who’s is not equipped to solve problems with reasoning. Unlike the traditional clown, the U.C. is neither friendly nor approachable thus incapable of bringing joy to children (or sticking around to support and guide those they fathered). Contrary to the circus clown, laughing at their attire or behavior can lead to serious injury and death.
“Dude, stop staring at the urban clown, he is liable to kill us.”
“You urban clowns need to get the fuck outta here, or I’m calling the cops!”
“You urban clowns need to get the fuck outta here, or I’m calling the cops!”
by Mephistophelies October 24, 2012
Get the Urban Clownmug. The triangle of pubic hair on a woman. Flip that clown upside-down and put a ball on top, and you have a clown hat.
The girls were in the bathroom talking about how much of a bitch it is to take care of their clown hats.
by elspicyjack June 18, 2009
Get the clown hatmug.