baby clapping

when a male is engaged in sexual intercourse, but there is no sound, no moaning , no audio or visual confirmation that the woman is enjoying it or even knows it's happening. this is all due to the lack of size and/or skill of the male.

homeboy made a 2 min long video of himself short stroking and baby clapping. .. talking about the girl was asleep that's why she wasn't moving or making any noises. ...yea ok. .... she wasn't moving or making noises because she didn't feel you.

by clap master September 25, 2016

Clap eye

Gusset treacle in your eyes

I was munching a wrong un and some scampi snatch paste went in his eye oh no a dose of clap eye

by Twix Finger June 17, 2023

Anus clap

A newly discovered medical condition, this is when your anus somehow slaps itself so hard, it sounds like clapping. This is an STD.

Person #1: Awww, man! I got anus clap!
Person #2 Damn, that sucks dude.

by Fat boi2 October 2, 2018

coleman clap

When one rips a 1 bubble fart on a Kmart special, coleman cooler and it reciprocates off the cooler at high velocity.

*LOUD FART* "What was that?" "Thats was the ol' Coleman clap."

by AprixOath September 7, 2019

limp claps

something originating on the youtube channel of jacks films, used when congradulating someone

im giving you limp claps for that

by qwertyuiopkjhgfdsazxcvbnmkuytr January 11, 2018

clap drappler

The act of placing one's hands around anothers penis and repeatedly clapping your hands together.

Hey honey do you want me to start with foreplay by me giving you the clap drappler?

by Iva Tinkle February 26, 2011

clap chute

Back window of a straight piped 90s chevy

Open the clap chutes so we can hear the ol girl clap

by Clap daddy April 26, 2023