Christopher

Hes incredably fucking hot. he is a massive pussy magnet. and gets all the bitches.

oh wow christopher has the hottest girl in the school, in his pants

by nudes ;)? 832-581-7497 October 5, 2022

Christopher

Me, Myself and I.

I am Christopher.

by FestiveOnUD October 8, 2022

Christopher Rivera

The Big Drop, Big Alpha, Mr.”Bag-a-bitch”

Everybody watch out! Christopher Rivera just stepped outside today!!

by Certified Macc November 11, 2022

Christopher SoFat

This mf breaks the Richter Scale with every step. The only test he's ever passed has been the body mass index, scoring a 97. Good thing no women knows of his existence to get him off of discord. In the streets of discord his nickname is "Cheeseball" because that's what he currently is eating (what a fat fuck). We try not to joke around with him too much because he has autism, yet he still says the n word in chat. He's called his sister hot, what else do we describe this whale of a human, but at least a whale is over 5 ft. tall.

Person 1: What's it called when your stomach hangs over your penis?
Person 2: A Christopher SoFat

by ChristopherIsObese101 November 20, 2022

Christopher Hiett

a very hot skater dude god hes very attractive

I LOVE CHRISTOPHER HIETT

by VansClub November 24, 2022

Christopher

Christopher is the only man you need. He will make you laugh in the darkest time. literally the sexiest man alive. Prob is dating his cousin though, but it's ok because she hot.

1. Christopher is so hot and sexy

2. I Knooowwwwww

by LiterallyBritish December 13, 2022

Christopher Flatt

An awesome guy who cooks excellent soups! And has great taste in hats.

That soup has definitely been Christopher flatted

by Watchingforredflags December 18, 2022