capped

The term capped was invented in a town called luton. The reason being that is the main entertainment as well as cause of death.

Nobby: (in hospital bed)I am from Luton, I love being shot lucky us we have an NHS which I dont even pay tax. BeEeEeEeP

Doctor: Time of death..... I dunno I not rocket scientist init

Spectators: Looks like a cappin' to me

Non Lutonian: No shit sherlock

Gunner: Someone else gonna get capped

by Shoot me baby October 10, 2005

chopped and screwed

To be under the influence of an intoxicating substance such as cannibis.

self explanatory, example not needed for chopped and screwed.

by cabbageASS June 11, 2006

Chappelle Surprise

When you're doing a girl from behind and you pretend to release your load in her cooter, but when she turns around, you cum in her face and yell "gotcha bitch!"

Frank: So what happened with you and Michelle last night?

Greg: She fell victim to a Chappelle Surprise.

by The Loge August 12, 2006

Dave Chappelle

Comedy Central comedian who's apparently crazier than a shithouse rat. However, shithouse rats don't usually spend thousands of bucks on blow. Does Dave? I suppose we'll find out soon enough.

Unfortunately, we won't be seeing Dave Chappelle's third season anytime soon.

by Vin Kerosene May 14, 2005

crapped the bed

To wake up earlier than is usual/expected.
In fact it means you have shit yourself in bed, that's why you had to get up.

I didn't realize you got up so early, did you crapped the bed?

by 2em August 13, 2007

Dave Chappelle

A man with a show on Comedy Central who is essentially the Carlos Mencia of black people, minus the "DEH DEH DEH" catchphrase. He's just as unfunny as Mencia, too.

Widely known examples of Dave Chappelle's "humour":

1. "DAVID CHAPPELLE?!"
"THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH."

2. "I'm Rick James, bitch!"

3. "YEAH. WHAT? OKAY."

by Lt. Dave March 2, 2008

chopped

1. When running a race, usually a sprint, to get caught then subsequently passed up by someone who started off behind you. See sucked up.

2. Getting a haircut.

1. Dang, Bobby chopped on dat nigga.
2. Ey CJ, where you get yo dome chopped at?

by Tsi August 10, 2005