certi driver

When an individual is classed as a 'good' driver, IE: Certified.

This means the driver doesn't end up 'oversteering' or 'understeering' into a brick wall at "30mph" and breaking their vehicle, such as a Swift Sport-ish.

'im a certi driver me mush'
'mans a certi driver init bro'

by JCCD February 29, 2024

ceeitch

A hairy sasquatch who rose from the depths of the himalayan mountains, who for several decades fooled even the brightest mountain expolrers. However, it was his horrible stench that gave him up. Two explorers were walking and one of them said "What REEEEKS" and then ceeitch was found and the hairy sasquatch was never seen again.

You think you's the CEEITCH, you's not even the SHEEP

by PaperAirplaneLover March 1, 2024

ceeitch

skibidi dop dop dop cee itch

skibidi dop dop cee iitch

BRRR SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP CEEITCH SKIBIDI DOP DOP CEEITCH, WE AINT HERE TO HURT NOBODY, SKIBIDI SKIBIDI SKIBIDI

by PaperAirplaneLover March 5, 2024

certified yapper

The saying "certified yapper" means someone who believes they are certified for talking too much/saying dumb shit.

"I consider myself a certified yapper!"

"If I yap too much, then I must be a certified yapper!"

by Evrybdy_luvs.leeya March 13, 2024

Certified munch

Someone who is a slave to bitches

Duke is a certified munch gra gra

by Cabbagechild March 20, 2024

certified munch

A man who performs cunnilingus

I'm no selfish lover, I'm a certified munch.

by slytendenciess April 10, 2024

certified gooner

a certified gooner is someone that is open about their addiction to gooning and prolbably has a 30 hour streak of gooning to pornography on the weekend. this person is so down bad for the hub that they even watch it in school, at home, in the car, and more. this person will stay a virgin forever if they do not quit their gooning soon, before it is too late.

Gooner: dude I just stayed up all day over the weekend watching some Angela white and jonny sins going at it
random civil person: 'dials 911' there is a certified gooner on the streets terrorizing the public send help

by himolton April 22, 2024