Captain Trips

1 - The name of the deadly virus from Stephen King's novel 'The Stand'; 2 - more commonly known in drug circles as a rough after-period following intense use.

1 - "Captain Trips killed almost all of America"; 2 - "Man, last night I was so high I woke up this morning next to Captain Trips!"

by A. Surge January 14, 2004

captain caveman

Captain Caveman, possibly the most hairy catoon character ever & hails from Wacky Races, where he raced a similar model car to that of Fred Flinstone. Knon for his prowess with a finely fashioned club and his infatuation with Penelope Pitstop.

Captain Caveman really doesn't like Dick Dastardly

by Rez August 29, 2003

ass per capita

ass per capita can be defined as an area be it a big city or a small town which has more hot looking women than anywhere you have been.

Hey man have you been to White Sulfur Springs. Oh yeah that place has some serious ass per capita, it is absolutely ridiculous down there.

by pantyteamaster October 17, 2010

captain cool

A man that ravages the asshole of anything that isn't him. Could quite possibly be the greatest thing that has ever happened to the internet.

Man.. Did you see Captain Cool's post on why Akon-ymous is a douchebag? i did.

by Jonny Saunders April 3, 2007

capital letters

A very annoying form of typing in which the individual will type in only Caps.

"HEY, WANT 2 GO 2 A PARTY TONITE?"
"no - you type in all capital letters. freak."

by Britainy February 14, 2005

Captain Kirk

1. Someone (usually a man) that spends most of his money on a gold digging woman.

2. Someone (usually a man) that lets a woman walk all over him by letting her take his car, pays her bills, takes care of her kids while she goes out, and any number of things that would constitute trying to "save" a woman from her apparent downtrodden position in life.

3. A song by Master P on the 1997 Ghetto D album

Your crew: Hey man, you want to go hit up the music store?
You: Naa man, i'm broke
Your crew: Thats because you're too busy trying to save a hoe with your captain kirk ass

by Nkd K3v August 17, 2011

australian capital territory

a complete waste of time and space, with no real purpose but to settle the dickheads from victoria and NSW down during the federation or some garbage. the place is 90% public servants and their families and hence is the most boring place in the world, so boring in fact that people between the age of 18 and 24 drive to sydney or melbourne due to the lack of social opportunities in canberra. everyone else wanks constantly

Man: hey mate, you wanna go to the ACT?
Man 2: the WHAT?
Man: the ACT! australian capital territory? capital of australia?
Man 2: is that a nightclub in sydney? cause ive never heard of it.
Man: never mind, lets just stay here.

by undies88 March 10, 2009