chronic gum chewer

someone who chews gum all the time

Julia was diagnosed as a chronic gum chewer after she chewed 5 packs a day

by the tree on the side of thecar July 18, 2025

gums

Gumsius maximus, more commonly known as gums, is a large, docile creature who can take a lot of shit, but if the shit meter reaches maximum shart, a chemical known as youknowyou'rejustafaggotium is released into its brain, which causes it to utter the phrase 'you know you're just a faggot,' which will instantly kill anything that hears it. Feel free to approach this creature, but be sure not to provoke it.

Little man: You're gay!
Gums: 'you know you're just a faggot.'
Little man: *dies*

by Stalkey man August 19, 2018

dick gum

One that gums a cock to death

Harriet dick gummed majors dick to death

by southern belle July 23, 2015

Bubble Gum

A type of gum that pops peoples lungs

he was dead on arriveal causse was by bubble gum expanding his lungs

by WhereismysAMmItCh June 12, 2023

Gum disease

A disease you can get in your mouth from not brushing your gums and eating unhealthy foods

Him-I haven’t brushed my gums in 3 days

Her- you probably have gum disease now

by My My goodness March 5, 2019

plumb gumming

The act of putting ones balls into the mouth of somebody with no teeth!

I gave your nan a good plumb gumming last night

by nfsplayer December 3, 2015

Gumming hash

The technique of consuming hash in which you fold Afghan hash into a paper and tuck it behind your gum

Yo dude let's totally gum this hash

Yeah man totally! I love gumming hash

by Hashbong420 July 22, 2022