bracelets

Nick name for adult braces, anyone who wears braces after the age of 25.

Hey, did you see the bracelets on that guy?? He even has colored bands!! Nice effin bracelets dude!!!

by Silly RN January 13, 2008

bracism

taking the mick out of someone with braces.

hey metal mouth------->you r such a bracist!!!

by prettyugly November 21, 2004

brucesexual

A sexual preference most common with the the sexy fans of BruceDropEmOff

Aye wassup my different Earth doppelgänger, can i suck you off for hours on end until you dry up like a rasin.

Nah twin ian even roll like that- wait actually I’m in denial, now let me devour your big phat juicy delicious buttcheeks.

I love you twin

I love you too twin.

Years pass-this relationship thrived because of brucesexualism.

by Luckyspoon July 3, 2021

jelly bracelets

Plastic or something bracelets. Made in every fucking color under the sun. Some people (i.e. pervy adults who want to make people they don't like into sluts) say they have all these weird meanings, and if someone breaks one of yours while you're wearing it, you have to do whatever. Worn by scene kids trying to look cool, emos trying to get laid, goths trying to look hxc and punks just because people don't like them. The meanings of the colors are disputed, and the only ones that have the same meaning everywhere are:

Black- sex
Clear- whatever the breaker wants

Of course, this is ridiculous, you do not have to do anything just because some horny asshole breaks your jelly bracelet, other than make them buy you a new one. And you should not stop wearing them just because of what they mean.

Boy breaks Girl's pink jelly bracelet.
Boy: haha, you have to flash me now.
Girl: na-uh, you have to finger me.
Other Person notices, and walk up to them.
Other Person: haha. He broke your pink bracelet, you have to make out with him now.
Girl: ewwwww. No fucking way.
Boy: no! She has to flash me!
Girl: whatev. I don't want your dirty hands on me anyways.
Girl walks away.
Other Person: haha. Stupid loser.

There's also:
Girl with arms covered in jelly bracelets of various colors and Friend are walking down the hall. Friend sees really nerdy/ugly/rude/pre-pubescent Boy walking towards them. Friend calls Boy over and holds girl down.
Friend: quick! Rip off her jelly bracelet! The black one!
Boy: why?
Girl: NOOOOO!
Friend: just do it!
Girl is kicking and screaming.
Boy: um... ok...
Boy rips off a black jelly bracelet. Not-so-much-a Friend lets Girl go. Girl realises he ripped off her bracelet.
Girl: fuck! Why did you do that??
Boy: what?
Friend: you have to have sex with her now!
Boy: ew! No!
Girl slaps Friend and Boy and stomps away.

by Lilli December 12, 2008

jelly bracelets

OMG! teachers and parents would u all just stop worring and chill the frick down i mean they r just bracelets and me and my firends r Pissed off cause u wont let us wear tyhem anymore because of the so called SEXUAL TERMS ! i mean there r ppl who wear them 4 that and i no that but sum of us dont and we want to get our bracelets back and start wearing them again ! its all about FASION . say it with me now F.A.S.H.I.O.N.

Hloy crap u broke my green bracelete now i will have to give u head ! YEAH right i mean let us kids do what ever we want with our bracelets !

by Kelly April 21, 2004

pumping the brakes

A series of multiple semi-controlled farts. With each release, the flatulent person progressively approaches an accidental shart.

Dude1's ass: *Fart* *Fart* *Fart* *Fart*
Dude2: "What the fuck! It smells like you shit yourself!"
Dude1: "We good, just pumping the brakes."

by drenath December 20, 2018

BRACE FACE

SOMEONE THAT HAS BRACES AND ALSO HAS GLASSES YOU CALL THEM A BRACE FACE

BECKY: DID YOU SEE EMMA!! SHE HAS BRACES NOW!!

CASSANDRA: YEA!! SHES A BRACE FACE NOW!!!

by Queen Rosie March 17, 2018