Pontoon Boating

Similar to Motor Boating, but accomplished by placing your face in the other persons' ass cheeks instead of their breasts.

My mouth tastes like shit today because I was up all night pontoon boating this girl I met at Starbucks.

by Goofytits May 10, 2015

beer boating

Similar to motor boating except with beer and the option of going down on a girl

Beer boating as a pick up line for women to use:

Attractive Bar tender: what can I get you?

Me: how good is your beer boat?
Attractive Bar tender: im sorry that's not on the menu
me: well it should be!
Attractive bar tender: Whats involved?I might be able to make it for you
Me: what time are you off?

by sinistersarahs032587 January 30, 2016

Butter Boating

The act of motor boating ones buttocks.

She had small boobs so I ended up butter boating her instead.

by Muddypelican May 11, 2016

Sail Boating

Swimming on your back while having a massive erection.

"Dude, did you see Jenny in her new bikini at the pool?"
"Yeah man, I saw her while I was practicing my backstrokes. She had me Sail Boating."

by Sarpa May 25, 2016

ball busting shits

This type of Sh*t is one of many painful dumps, The pain from this dump is horrible. It feels as if you've got kicked in the tree and giggle berries. While Sh*tting.

"Oh...It feels as if I have the
ball busting shits, I gotta go really bad"

by Weeniehutjr98 August 23, 2017

Cuddle busting

When you bust a nut while cuddling

We were hanging last night and he started cuddle busting

by Jasmintheshit February 3, 2018

Boner Boating

When a hoe shoves your dick between her titties and bounces them up and down, pushing them together. Not to be confused with motor scroting.

"Hoe: I know you've motor boated me, but I wanna try boner boating.
Douche: As long as we try motor scroting afterwards."

by Big Eggy Boi Bitch March 5, 2018