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Blonde phase

When a blonde women of about 12-15 years old undergoes a stage of where she is very incompetent and stupid...
You must be going through a blonde phase..
by Jake phoshizlle doug April 23, 2007
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Strawberry Blonde

A word self conscious gingers use to describe their hair color.
Ginger: "Um, excuse me, I'm strawberry blonde, not a ginger."
Blonde: "Not according to Urban Dictionary your not."
by LemonZest January 31, 2014
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blonde tuxedo

A threesome involving two blonde participants, generally wrapped around a lucky black participant. Inspired by "jean tuxedo" (denim jacket & blue jeans).
"Did you hear than Marisa Miller and Heidi Klum double-teamed Seal? I'd give anything to see THAT blonde tuxedo!"
ALSO
"Apparently Timberlake and Diaz broke up after he asked Halle Berry if she'd like to slip on a blonde tuxedo."
by WordTournament May 3, 2009
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blonde

The epitome of the young unintelligent female demographic.Generally considered the All American Girls,although they are stupid and unreal females!
"Super-fun"-Elle Woods
by Nite August 3, 2003
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BLOID

In the circle of miniatures wargaming (specifically Warhammer 40,000) it's a "type" of team-planning and preparation method that involves at least a year's commitment to working on minatures on a grand and hyper-detailed scale. No one player/person can be "bloid". It's a group-think/group-work method. Hive mind if you will.

A massively geeky (albeit skilled) group effort to produce a stunning 'the whole is greater than the sum of the parts' minatures army. Coordinated artistic and creative efforts that go outside the normal requirements (expected and unexpected) of the hobby.

Setting new "requirements" for other teams for the next year's event. Bastards making it hard for everybody else.

Usually used as an exclamation with word "word" - Bloid. Word!
Only by out-bloiding the other teams do you stand a chance of even competing at (said event). They left no expense spared and raised the bar in a typical Bloid fashion. What are you doing? I'm Bloiding.
by Luke Como January 10, 2006
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smart blonde

see 'oxymoron'.

contrary to common belief, 'smart blondes' don't exist. There are certain 'dumb blondes' that THINK they are smart blondes, but they aren't.

don't confuse smart blonde with smart bitch, which DO exist.
Nerdy white boy: OMG jessica you are SUCH a dumb blonde.

dumb blonde: AM NOT! i'm a SMART blonde.

Nerdy white boy: Saying 'smart blonde' is just like saying 'rap music' you ignorant bitch!
by Jamal_jackson July 28, 2006
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Three blondes in black skirts

Three blondes in black skirts are what men in Ireland say to the barmaid when ordering three pints of Guinness
I attended a Pub Quiz last night. Before the quiz started I went up to the bar. I was with two friends. We are all Guinness drinkers so I asked the barmaid for three blondes in black skirts.
by St Ias December 28, 2005
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