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bloody

A british slang term similair to the word "damn". Also a word which many Americans use in order to sound "cool", despite the fact that they sound like total wankers.
Yank: "Dude, what the bloody hell was that?!"
Brit: "...your a wanker."

Brit: "I'm sick of those Yanks using our bloody words all the time. Can't they make up any of their own, or must they steal everything from us Brits?"
by brit-tish May 28, 2006
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bloody jack

Jacking off so much that your penis starts to bleed. Although it is bleeding, you continue to jerk it and jerk it and jerk it until all of the skin comes off like a peeled banana. Usually done in front of a crowd.
It's Tuesday....time for my bloody jack show at the local pavillion. I hope this time I can get the blood and cum flowing at the same time!!!! mmmm I love the bloody jack....I am the bloody jack MASTER!!!!
by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 10, 2004
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bloody fetus

someone or something that is totally uncool which should make complete and total sense. for instance, take the word fetus alone. this word is hardly spoken amongst peer groups of any age, color, or sexual orientation. Adding "bloody" magically magnifies this already gross word into a ravaging triceratops bulls-eyeing into a grandmother's cooter.
Hello sir, I see you are in the process of blowing up an area full of women and children. You are a bloody fetus.
by Banshee Beat August 9, 2006
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bloody angel

performing oral sex on a female who has her period.
by abou_zeidan January 28, 2010
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bloopy

big and mushy, as in baby cheeks.
"Wow. The only thing more adorable than that baby's eyes are his bloopy cheeks!"
by BrownsvilleGirl March 1, 2005
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bloody larry

A sexual act in which you careful insert a cherry tomato into your partner's ass, and then penetrate them to break the tomato.
My boyfriend tried to give me a Bloody Larry the other day.
by OgreSamanosuke March 26, 2008
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bloody vagina farts

self explanatory- also called BVF.
if someone is about to puke yell,
"BVF" or "Bloody vagina farts"
this should induce them to puke.
by Anonymous April 13, 2003
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