Cock Block

Blocking a Male Chicken from reaching it's destination, resulting in the call "Cock Block!"

COCK BLOCK!

by rdpunk February 24, 2011

date block

The state of acting like total idiot in front of a date, cute guy/girl or friend in which you like

Cutee guy:hey what's up
Girl:uh hi um not much
Cute guy: your face is red
Girl: oh um (looking down) its really hot in here
Cute guy : your getting date block aren't you

by bimbocrackhead April 3, 2009

own block

When you cross the last street coming home and it becomes impossible for cars to bother you anymore.
No more red lights.

Own block. Finally, nothing between me and my bed but door..

by jj777 November 4, 2006

condom block

the terrible act of going limp while putting on a condom

Frank: Did you bang that chick last night?
You: Nah, I got a serious case of condom block and couldn't finish the deal

by Laho Zeher March 11, 2012

F Blocked

The act of Facebook blocking your account, blocking you from making friend requests or stopping you from messaging.

Facebook can block you for any violation of TOS, either real or perceived.

Ken was F Blocked when he requested too many Facebook friends.

When Facebook determined the user violated their TOS, they F Blocked the user.

by Spanky Data Doctors February 16, 2012

swagger blocked

when someone intentionally disrupts your act of swag.

I dont know what happened. Soulja Boy just came in and swagger blocked me!

by ballerstatus212 November 19, 2010

Dev's block

Short for "developer's block", a state of mind where a software developer is trying to design and develop a piece of software for a certain purpose, but is struggling to write the necessary code. This is essentially a technical version of writer's block and artist's block.

Manager: Hi, how's the source code for next project coming along?

Intern, almost crying: I- I don't know! I'm so sorry, I'm stuck on the 413th line! This is nothing like any of my classes!

Software Engineer: hey hey hey, relax. RELAX. It's just a little bit of dev's block. You'll be fine. Just take a little break and come back to it later.

by akuwardmoments October 13, 2022