condom block

the terrible act of going limp while putting on a condom

Frank: Did you bang that chick last night?
You: Nah, I got a serious case of condom block and couldn't finish the deal

by Laho Zeher March 11, 2012

booper block

a person who only has dick on there mind 24/7 and nothing else

hey man I think dat girl is booper blockin

by rudd boiii December 9, 2007

ball blocked

being kept from playing on the basketball court.

We keep getting ball blocked by other people on the court.

by Br33zE February 17, 2010

case block

One who prevents the person or persons they are hanging out with from getting free alcoholic beverages, sometimes in the form of a case of beer, from an interested suitor. The suitor refrains from delivering the beverages because they believe they would be cock blocking the case blocker.

Mary: "I was going to get shit-faced for free off of that guy's 30 pack of Bud Light, but Randy definitely case blocked me from scoring any by sitting next to me."

by SoBroItHurts February 28, 2011

swagger blocked

when someone intentionally disrupts your act of swag.

I dont know what happened. Soulja Boy just came in and swagger blocked me!

by ballerstatus212 November 19, 2010

Dev's block

Short for "developer's block", a state of mind where a software developer is trying to design and develop a piece of software for a certain purpose, but is struggling to write the necessary code. This is essentially a technical version of writer's block and artist's block.

Manager: Hi, how's the source code for next project coming along?

Intern, almost crying: I- I don't know! I'm so sorry, I'm stuck on the 413th line! This is nothing like any of my classes!

Software Engineer: hey hey hey, relax. RELAX. It's just a little bit of dev's block. You'll be fine. Just take a little break and come back to it later.

by akuwardmoments October 13, 2022

Lock Blocked

When one is unable to proceed with a bootycall due to the restrictions imposed during a quarantine lockdown.

Man 1: Charles, did you manage to tap that fine filly last weekend?
Man 2: Regrettably I did not, Sebastian. I have been lock blocked by those dastardly Covid restrictions.

by Gamers of Guernsey January 31, 2021