Bedaddle

The art and science of doing dad shit.

Examples include but are not limited to: dad jokes, dad advice, dad bod, having a "special set of skills," dad fashion, dad hugs, grilling, tactical countermeasures like replying "no it isn't" to "what's another words for thesaurus?"

You know. Dad shit.

Antonym of bedazzle.

See also Dad-ass

The Fourth of July extended family reunion left attendees sunburned with abdomens distended by all the family recipe favorites, and sense of being utterly bedaddled owing the rival fathers efforts to prove dominance in the herd.

by ThreeStarBear September 24, 2023

Bleach

Peak fiction

1: hey you saw the new episode of Bleach tybw
2: yeah Rukia’s Bankai was insane

by I_dribble September 26, 2023

Bleach Leach

Removing a seminal vesical and throwing it towards a living person. If it sticks to him it must be true buddy love.

Bro, what's with the bleach leach? We all knew you loved him but damn! Sometimes you just have to keep on keeping on. No shit! Bro doesn't get it just is what it is..-

by d'évocation December 11, 2023

Bedanestic

relating to or characteristic of Bedan/ in a way that is Bedan.

I don't like the way this guy talks and laugh, it looks Bedanestic

by Vanilla96 December 13, 2023

Beldaum

Name meaning in a class of its own

Beldaum, a name meaning in a class of its own

by Jason Washington February 9, 2024

Bleached asshole

Bleached asshole is a term used to describe a rude, angry person who tries to convince others that they are actually nice or better than others.

Sort of like a fake bitch.

Can you believe the way she treats people? She yells and acts morally superior. She’s just a bleached asshole and I hope no one falls for her play.

by She is Petroff February 14, 2024

bleach the pig's asshole

Cleaning something to an extreme or unusual degree.

You have been cleaning your lawn mower all day I can see myself in the blades, are you trying to bleach the pig's asshole?

by P0rky69 February 14, 2024