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bike stealing day

It's on June 20th that everybody is allowed to steal bikes
Hey let's be like the polish and steal some bikes, on bike stealing day
by Bikestealer27 June 20, 2018
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Bike parent's

Two slightly older riders that offer even a small amount positive influence on younger riders, who have potentially had a bad bond or lack of bond with their actual parents. Bike Parents
Those two oldies are my bike parent's
by I_cant_corner September 3, 2023
mugGet the Bike parent'smug.

Bike-racking

Bike shedding, but amongst the professional sustainability mafia who will happily debate the optimum bike rack to occupant ratio for a building design whilst said building emits 10x a sustainable level of carbon emissions and the world burns due to climate change.
Richard: “If we could only increase the natural light level by four lux the occupant comfort would rise by seven happiness-adjusted-life-years and we’ll get a six star rating…”

Kate: “Oh for fuck’s sake Richard, stop bike-racking! You’re focusses on first world problems yet this design has enough carbon intensive concrete we’ll blow the carbon budget before day one of operations
by TheNudeCyclist June 3, 2022
mugGet the Bike-rackingmug.

bike

Pass me the bike i’m boutta let off some rounds.
by aliaskire February 5, 2025
mugGet the bikemug.

Biked

Getting aggressively ran over by a bike
I got Biked
by MADASH_36 November 13, 2025
mugGet the Bikedmug.

Geezer On A Bike

When you see an old man riding his bike down the road slowly and it's your choice if he gets hit by some toast.
This is how you could use Geezer On A Bike in a conversation.

You: Hey Milly! How's it going?
Milly: Good! I was just about to eat some toast (optional)
You: Oh well... Look at this geezer on his bike *points at him*
Milly: I can imagine him getting hit by toast
by TheGentleTard April 26, 2019
mugGet the Geezer On A Bikemug.

City Bike

A man who is ran through, a slut. Like the rentable bike, everyone and their mom has ridden.
That boy is a city bike, beware.
by Squirttopia May 14, 2025
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