holding the beetle

Someone grabs another persons feces right as it comes out, and holds it still and let’s it wriggle on his/her hand like a beetle.

She was holding the beetle last night.

by Jerome017 December 28, 2018

Yeeting a beetle

Throwing a beetle.

Man : What are you doing?
Kid : Yeeting a beetle.

by Yeet Eater Deluxe October 26, 2019

Got ze beets

When u play a good song

Joe: (plays good song)
uglamishit: OHHHHH u got ze beets

by Why.u.lookin.up.deez.words November 3, 2020

BIG BAD BEETLE BORG BOYO

Mjönir, the Beetle of Metal and Lightning

"The BIG BAD BEETLE BORG BOYO is coming for your snacks."

by Mjönir, the Beetle of Metal October 3, 2021

BIG BAD BEETLE BORG BOYO

Mjönir, the Beetle of Metal

"The BIG BAD BEETLE BORG BOYO is coming for your snacks."

by Mjönir, the Beetle of Metal October 3, 2021

Big Bad Beetle Borg Boyo

Some dumb norse beetle fuck on discord

"You met the Big Bad Beetle Borg Boyo yet?"
"No, but I hear he's dumb and smells like wet rocks."
"Yeah, he's the same idiot writing this."

by Mjönir, the Beetle of Metal October 3, 2021

Chilly as a beetle

When you’re just so vicariously cold! You’re shivering your little timbers and shaking your bones. You’re chilly as a beetle, wishing you could be snug as a bug in a rug!

Damn man I’m chilly as a beetle

It’s so cold i’m literally as chilly as a beetle rn 😭😭❤️

by Brookwyn October 18, 2023