Bonk Bed

A bottom bunk normally used for sexual activity.

I took her to the Bonk Bed last night, she loved it.

by owner of a bonk bed March 29, 2011

Bed Piracy

Sleeping in the bed of someone else, due to a lack of comfort or sheer drunken madness.

Outrageous, you should try them for bed piracy

by AndyTheRoo September 16, 2010

Water Bed

A thick piece of ass, very “phatt” most black men love women with water beds. These women are made out of water, 100% water, this is what causes the “thickness”.

Negro1: Ayo nigga you see that bitch with the water bed

Negro2: YEOOOOO SHORTY GOT THAT FATTTTTYYYYYYYYYY

by Smartest Nigga On Planet Namek October 24, 2018

General bed

A common and well known way to describe the world and everywhere in the universe in general. Can also be used to refer to every situation imaginable, as in “in general”.

Good wives submit to their husbands in general bed, NOT just sexual bed.

by GoodChristianWife November 1, 2020

fnaf bed

A type of bed in which someone can perform sexual activities on.

The bed usually has fnaf bed sheets for irony of a joke but can have different meme sheets

In a statement like "Do the FNaF bed" it means performing sexual activities on said bed with a partner.

"Hey Amanda, wanna do the FNaF bed?"

by Fakerac May 19, 2020

Breakfast in bed

The process of jerking off into a girls belly button and then placing a cheerio into your cum. Serve with a spoon

Hey girl can I make you breakfast in bed.

by Trogdorsabadass July 19, 2019

Bed dancer

Someone who contorts and moves to the rhythm or beat of their favourite songs whilst they are lying in their bed like a fat tired lard.

Why do you have to be such a bed dancer babe! Im trying to read my messages.

by Vox en tenebris October 28, 2018