Coffee meets bagel

Slang term for a NYC sex party.

Jen do you want to go to the next coffee meets bagel?

by Mrwolf666 January 16, 2019

buttering the bagel

kind of like waxing the carrot . . . but more like punching the clown, really.

dashboard confessional sounds like my neighbor buttering the bagel.

by mickey bien September 24, 2006

Whiskey Bagel

When a girl pretends to be dried up from too much whiskey consumption, but really just doesn't want to have sex with the disgusting beast laying next to her.

The guy looked like a homeless serial killer, I had to use the whiskey bagel.

by Statie November 14, 2010

bagels

When saying goodbye, you use this word which means PEACE.

Toma : "Alright guys I'm out...peace BAGELS
Matty D: "Make it an Onion!"

by Mt. Sinai May 4, 2006

Finagle My Bagel

When a girl eats a bagel with whitefish spread off your cock while blowing you.

Jeremy went home with Dorothy after synagogue. Dorothy went into the kitchen to prepare a bagel with whitefish spread for Jeremy. Upon completion he demanded, "Finagle My Bagel!"

by Chester Jr August 1, 2010

bagels

"bagels" is a term to use when an older womans boobs are sagging very low.

oh my good look at ms. connies bagels! they are practically in her oven!

by hot cheetos January 10, 2013

french bagel

skeeting in and asshole, and eating it out

"What'd you have for breakfest this morning?"
"I had a french bagel with jelley and orange juice."

by Ho-Seef September 23, 2007