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Batman-ness

Bat·man-ness/ (ˈbætˌmæn-nǝs) /
n.: The degree to which an individual has the quality of being availed to running along rooftops, aggressively deterring goons, thugs, henchmen, etc. or identifying and engaging a super-villain. Additional qualities may be extended to but not limited to: looking good in all black, having an unexplainably gravelly voice, wearing a cape and/or being outrageously wealthy-i.e., like Batman.

n.: The degree to which an object seems "cool" or interesting as though it could be owned by Batman and/or would be in his arsenal.
As young Keyron exited the store he announced with a swell of pride and his best gravelly voice "I am Batman!!!!" His proclamation inadvertently garnered the attention of his matriarchal parental unit who proceeded to stifle his Batman-ness by responding "If you don't stop yelling in these people parking lot, I am going to BAT THE PISS OUTCHOO..."
by Dragoncat14 June 10, 2020
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Batman and Superman Sus Story

When both of them all defeated all the evil of the world. Batman invited Superman to his batcave,and when Superman came to his house,he said Superman to come inside his room and by the bed,he unbuckled his belt and removed his underwear and showed its 20-centimeter dick and Superman was fascinated and mesmerized,he then said to Superman to suck it until Batman cummed and released the jizz,Superman followed and sucked his dick,There was a lot of moaning and it was so loud,it came out of the batcave,Luckily,his Butler was not yet in his Base. Superman was pleasured and Batman was pleased,He then Put on back his Underwear and Belt and put his hand on Superman’s Dick zone. Superman blushed and moaned,and Batman started caressing and rubbing it,Superman was hardly blushing and had moaned a lot of times. Then Batman started Masturbating it and Superman was thrilled and pleasured,he then said “Oh yes daddy!!” Then moaned as his jizz came out,then Batman sucked it up and “Mmm.. Yes,Good boy”.

Then Batman started to unbuckle his belt and took off his underwear,and Superman too did the same,then they did the 69 pose and sucked eachother’s penises and gooned after. Then put on their belt and underwear,Then the Butler came in and was blushing. He too joined in and undressed his pants and his underwear and masturbated,Gooned and edged.They all took turns having anal sex. And that is the end.
Batman and Superman are mostly rivals so In this reality,I made them have relationships close together,Thus the Name “Batman and Superman Sus Story”
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batman choke

when you grab somebody by the neck and lift them up
Mike did a batman choke to David because he stole his bitch!
by hedo2478 April 6, 2017
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heroic batman moons

an extra hero who saved the day, acting like the batman to recover the chompers bag yus
why thank you heroic batman moons, you got my bag back!!
by Moo to the na August 14, 2023
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batman weight

Someone who has a low tolerance to goons
by ez._.zen April 24, 2023
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Batman (me at 4 am)

While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.
Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?

Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)
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Holy tactics, Batman!

A phrase used by the nerf (or foam-flinging) community to describe or express modifications/attachments that make blasters tacti-cooler or nerf-related products that are exceptionally tacti-cool. Popularized by retired but extremely respected Nerf Youtuber Coop772.
Is that a nerf landmine?? Holy tactics, Batman!
by oakeer August 21, 2024
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