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make-out bandit

a badass amazing kisser who:

a) will knock one's socks off and steal one's kisses;
b) is not a tease,
c) is not necessarily mysteriously unidentified to the one getting socks rocked off,
d) is highly experienced and tends to have numerous partners, all completely crushed that the bandit is still on the loose.
"There's this, like, amazing girl who just cornered me in the stairwell at this party. OMFG she was so hot and she rocked my socks off! Damn, I wanna get with her again. I wish she wasn't such a make-out bandit..."

Heather: "So, I made out with Dan last night."
Leah: "I thought you just made out with Blake."
Heather: "That was two nights ago..."
Leah: "Wow, you are suuuch a make-out bandit!"
by you've been Jessie'd October 27, 2006
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Big Dick Bandit

Someone with a large penis. A phrase made Popular by the Drake/Lil' Wayne song "Im Going In"
"I'm just doing me and you could never understand. Chicks get hammered, big dick bandit. Money flowin' like a slit wrist no bandage." - Drake
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kraft singles bandit

someone who steals cheese from a party
"did you hear that nick bitetto stole cheese from a party?"
"yeah he's the kraft singles bandit!!"
by lawl thomas November 7, 2009
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B-Town Bandits

A brotherhood of anti-establishment bandits that roam the streets of Manatee County Florida; throwing jugs of water in the streets and performing graffiti art to ward off the snow birds. Also known as "BTB".
Yo bro, have you heard what the B-Town Bandits did recently? They released a bag of crickets at CVS!
by Ben Holland 360 December 6, 2019
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Ring Tailed Bandit

A slang term for raccoon. The animal that is. Rather cute and crafty. Sucks about the rabies though.
Damn ring tailed bandit stole the beer right out of the cooler! How the hell did he open the cooler? How the hell is he gonna open the beer!?!?!?
by Wolf89 March 17, 2008
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Bargain Bin Bandit

Someone who gets as much of their clothing, furnishings, books, cds, dvds, etc. from sale racks and bargain bins
Sara the Bargain Bin Bandit somehow managed to look like amazing even though her entire ensemble cost just $30.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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green apple bandits

An alternative phrase used to describe a particularly unforgiving case of diarrhea
Unfortunate Victim:
"Hey man, you got a bathroom? I got the green apple bandits and I can't hold em' back much longer."

Intelligent and Deceptive Toilet Owner:
"...No"
by Virtuoso Dave February 4, 2007
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