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Kentucky Bacon

A hot, red butt created from being spanked multiple times with a frying pan
I made her ass into some Kentucky bacon!
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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Bad Bacon

Bad Bacon is a term that follows on from the phase "As Fucked As A Piglet", which means, basically that you are on the receiving end of an unholy fucking of extreme proportions and the resulting mess is something you really don't want to get involved in... hence really bad bacon!
"I can't believe it man, I've been fucked like a piglet by them again!" "Fucked like a piglet? That's really Bad Bacon, my friend!!!"
by Vengeful Spirit January 15, 2012
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female bacon

When the exterior of a women's vagina that resembles the outer cornmeal crust on peameal bacon or back bacon which also sounds similar to female bacon
Dude I was about to eat out jessica until I realized she had female bacon and I had to make up an excuse to leave
by EnisThePenis September 27, 2017
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Bacon folds

When the inside lips of female genitalia are unusually long and/or saggy.

Usually associated with slags or fat people.
1) Steph, your skirt is so short, I can see your bacon folds dangling out of the bottom.

2) Bitch, I can't find your hole, your bacon folds are covering your vagina.
by Keyboard Warrior July 28, 2012
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Bacon Syndrome

A social disorder which causes the victim to look like a jackass every time a photograph is taken of him or her.

Causes are alcohol, alcoholism, binge drinking, and in extremely rare cases the disorder may be transmitted through sexual contact.

Like most disorders caused by alcohol, there is no known cure other than refraining from alcohol consumption, or the victim may simply stay far away from cameras.
Why does he look so punchable right now?

Because he has Bacon Syndrome and that girl is taking a picture.

Well he looks like a jackass.
by JWSM October 26, 2012
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Bacon Crunch

Bun + Bacon + Onion + Slat and Pepper + (Cheese) + Bun = Bacon Crunch
That crunch is delicioso!
by BKFC January 24, 2021
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bacon cooch

When you rub a piece of bacon on a girls cooch, eat the bacon and then proceed to eat out the “bacon cooch”
I ate out that bacon cooch last night it was so greasy and delicious!
by Anthony Dalessio :))- July 20, 2020
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