A person who gets unlimited pleasure out of, and can't resist the urge to jerking off a penis. If given one, they will jerk it nonstop and have to be forcibly removed. Their jerking hands' are also extremely sensitive to meat shafts, increasing their pleasure. A true Bacon Beater's hand will start doing weird hand motions (mostly twitching) when not in sexual contact
Yeah dude I saw Jackie's hand twitching like it was on a shaft too! That was at Blake's party the other night! What a Bacon Beater!
by Wookus Maximus February 22, 2011
Get the Bacon Beatermug. Josh Bacon likes to silently sit in the corner of a maths class playing C.O.D whilst no one is looking and struggles getting w calculator out of his large pencil case
by Coolgamer169 October 15, 2019
Get the Josh Baconmug. "Listen mate, I don't mean to take a bacon, but your girl's all over me."
"If you're not careful, James will take a bacon."
"If you're not careful, James will take a bacon."
by JamesBacon October 10, 2016
Get the take a baconmug. by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
Get the Kentucky Baconmug. by Fuckin Whore! January 18, 2011
Get the Jaw Baconmug. Bad Bacon is a term that follows on from the phase "As Fucked As A Piglet", which means, basically that you are on the receiving end of an unholy fucking of extreme proportions and the resulting mess is something you really don't want to get involved in... hence really bad bacon!
"I can't believe it man, I've been fucked like a piglet by them again!" "Fucked like a piglet? That's really Bad Bacon, my friend!!!"
by Vengeful Spirit January 15, 2012
Get the Bad Baconmug. When the exterior of a women's vagina that resembles the outer cornmeal crust on peameal bacon or back bacon which also sounds similar to female bacon
Dude I was about to eat out jessica until I realized she had female bacon and I had to make up an excuse to leave
by EnisThePenis September 27, 2017
Get the female baconmug.