Backwards Jobby

An adventurous jobby performed sat backwards with your external genitals facing the cistern.

Has the downside of leaving the bowl in a mess, depending on anatomy and toilet style.

But also clearly the upsides of taking a fresh approach to a daily activity and having somewhere to rest your elbows without having red marks on your knees.

“I’m feeling reckless, I might go and do a backwards jobby.”

“Don’t you go doing a backwards Jobby downstairs”

by D A V É August 8, 2018

Backwardo

A video taken with the reverse filter on Snapchat, typically of someone shitting in reverse.

“Yo, did you see Dave’s Backwardo?”
“Yeah, that shit was mad funny”

by Gregory primrose August 21, 2018

backwards umbrella

When the wind is blowing too hard and your umbrella flips backwards

Well, there goes your backwards umbrella

by Dangitbobboe April 22, 2019

Backwards bow

The opposite of a forwards bow, done in respect. A backwards bow is a bend back in a disrespect motion to say fuck off

“Yo Britney is coming backwards bow that bitch”

by Real Nickname June 20, 2019

Backwards pissing

Two men stick the end of the same straw up there dick hole while one guy pisses into the other guys dick

“OMG LOOK THOSE TWO HOMELESS MEN ARE BACKWARDS PISSING IN THAT ALLEY OVER THERE!!!”

by Sensai WALL-ee December 19, 2019

Backwards toolbelt

When a male tradie is working at a male homosexuals house, and the homosexual is watching way too intensely.

Mate, I had a job today and had to pull out the old backwards toolbelt.

by Mad goat January 29, 2020

backward dong spank

When a man backs up to a female naked (butt to butt) and they both bend forward with legs slightly spread apart and he bends his penis until it slaps spanks her pussy repeatedly.

Was thinking about you and doing the backward dong spank.

by Trixie9 February 25, 2020