Wooden Anus 

A delicous Swedish pastry, with a history of being baked for charitable events.

- Niclas offered to bake a wooden anus for "The Voice" bake-sale.
- Wow! This sure is a tasty wooden anus! So flaky and yet still moist and falvor-full.

Wooden Anus by madderhat January 20, 2009

Jap Anus Relations 

An Asian porno starring Sean Connery. Not to be confused with "Japan-US Relations".

I'll take Jap Anus Relations for 200, Trebek.

Jap Anus Relations by rtv0587 September 26, 2011

heinously anus

The greatest sware in history! Used to describe something so foul and wicked that the word "heinous" is not strong enough to match. The word was first used by AVGN in his Dark Castle Review.

Bob: What did you think of the movie?
David: I hated it. It was the most heinously anus film I ever had the displeasure to lay my eyes on!

heinously anus by _somedoot_ August 12, 2018

Ur anus 

What 7 year old kids keep saying because they think it's funny

Teacher: The 7th planet from the sun is called Uranus
7 year old: hahahahahaha ur anus
9 year old: Uranus is a gas giant
Whole entire grade 1 class: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
So it is just Your Anus but spelled like Ur anus

Ur anus by Baboon beaver sucks June 22, 2019

Cold anus 

(Verb) When someone inserts a ice cube or two Into their or another persons anus, then shortly after tinkles the water out in a toilet or on another person just like a penis would.

(cold anus is also referred to icy blast)

1.Whoa Jerry! You gave me one hell of a cold anus last night!

2.Shit man it was fantastic, I was on that toilet forever from all that icy blast!

Cold anus by Icyblast000 July 7, 2011

soggy anus 

An anus that has had repeated orgasms and is now dripping with anus orgasm liquid.

"I fucked that guy so hard, he had a soggy anus for hours"

soggy anus by DJD December 20, 2003

gaseous anus 

A condition where you just cannot stop farting.

Oops, there goes my gaseous anus letting out too much bad odours again.

gaseous anus by Avoura December 3, 2005