single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.

Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!

by QuacksO November 25, 2018

Roulette as a single

It’s what katycats deserve from the witness era

X: Omg no one notice ya!
Me: I’m like roulette as a single

by Katy Perry stan October 22, 2018

single look

A man,s or woman,s state of that it has become first of all, with a single look of the visitor spouse of, now it is wearing, already now described, mainly for the good behavior mixed with its beauty, and so a described person, is going to be loved for that good manner, by .

It is I and it was, now you have seen, Ton, my single look, husband!

by man!? August 22, 2017

Positive singles

Someone who is tested positive for an STD and is single

Positive singles and dates by going to meetpositives.com

by Meet positives February 20, 2019

ugly single friends

To friends that feel they can’t be loved relationship wise so they often tease about getting together late at night

Ugly1:hey come over tonight it’s boring.
Ugly2: sounds fun what are we going to do?
Ugly1:we could cuddle with movies.
Ugly2:sounds great to me anything else?
Ugly1:I mean if you want we could....
Ugly2:I never do any other time so sure.
Ugly single friends

by Bowling123456789 February 26, 2019

single dog

In China, it is very popular to use the word "single dog" to describe a person who is single.

are you a "single dog"?

by Fiona_d December 30, 2018

Single-Person

Usually confused with single-parent, which you arent, if you gettin that support money are are raising the kid(s) with the other parent.

You arent a single-mother, youre a single-person ya pleeb.
"Not a single mother, you're a single mom, trick"

by JesusDevil February 10, 2019