actor known for playing the role of the black guy in any movie, ever.
Ryan Reynolds nailed it when he described Samuel L Jackson as 'single-handedly ruining the word "MUTHAFUCKA"....'
Famous movie quotes:
:"Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!" Pulp Fiction
"Enough is enough! I have had it with these muthafuckin snakes on this muthafuckin plane!" -Snakes on a plane
"English muthafucka! Do you speak it?!" -Pulp Fiction
"You know me. Its my duty to please that booty" Shaft
Samuel L Jackson also writes, sings, and performs The Blues as featured in the movie "Black Snake Moan"
Ryan Reynolds nailed it when he described Samuel L Jackson as 'single-handedly ruining the word "MUTHAFUCKA"....'
Famous movie quotes:
:"Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!" Pulp Fiction
"Enough is enough! I have had it with these muthafuckin snakes on this muthafuckin plane!" -Snakes on a plane
"English muthafucka! Do you speak it?!" -Pulp Fiction
"You know me. Its my duty to please that booty" Shaft
Samuel L Jackson also writes, sings, and performs The Blues as featured in the movie "Black Snake Moan"
by RubberDuckie17 January 20, 2019

a major W. commonly seen with Andys and Abbys. a Samuel is a man that everyone looks up to, although he may dress like a total fag. he probably got knocked upside the head as a kid, but it's okay, because he's universally loved nonetheless. nobody will say it outright, but he's a chill guy. if you see a Samuel, go up and say hello. don't be shy! he (probably) won't call you a slur.
person 1: "there goes Samuel."
person 2: "who?"
person 1: "you know, that guy in the yearbook with the cool hair? looks kinda gay?"
person 2: "oh, yeah."
person 2: "who?"
person 1: "you know, that guy in the yearbook with the cool hair? looks kinda gay?"
person 2: "oh, yeah."
by doesNOTtakeituptheass June 6, 2023

by Mamszy November 16, 2020

Stupid, retarted, and no brainer he does not know what he is doing and is completely selfish and senseless he does not care about other people and would gladly kill somebody for 1 dollar
Samuel is a Bum
by akjaskdjaskdjaskd October 21, 2022

Very cool and a mega pp gangster
He very pp and his pp is pp
Donโt touch Sammy P, otherwise his other player brother will be the first to beat a fool up
He will beat you up with his pp
And his mommy likes to drop him off with Georgiaโs house every afternoon and Georgia likes Sammy P but he doesnโt realize it๐๐ โ๏ธ๐ ๐ฆท๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐บ๐บ๐ค๐ค โ ๏ธ๐ค โ ๏ธ๐ค๐๐ค๐คฎ๐คข๐บ๐คข๐บ๐คข๐๐บ๐คก๐ฉ๐บ๐ฉ๐นโ ๏ธ๐น๐ค๐ค๐ธ๐คฎ๐ธ๐คฎ๐น๐ต๐ผ๐ต๐ฟ๐คง๐ฟ๐คง๐พ๐ฝ๐น๐ค๐ค๐ป๐ค๐ป๐ท๐บ๐ค๐ธ๐น๐ธ๐ค ๐ค ๐๐ค๐๐ค๐ป๐ธ๐คฎ๐ฝ๐คง๐๐คฒ๐ต๐คฒ๐ท๐ค๐ค๐น๐น๐ค๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ค๐ค๐ผ๐๐๐ค ๐น๐ค ๐๐ค๐โ ๏ธ๐ค๐ค๐ค ๐ธ๐คข๐ฟ๐คฎ๐ฟ๐คง๐พ๐คง๐พ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐๐๐บ๐บ๐ป๐ค โ ๏ธ๐ค ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ผ๐คฎ๐ฟ๐คฎ๐ฟ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐ค๐ค๐๐ค ๐คฒ๐ค๐น๐ป๐๐คฒ๐น๐๐น๐๐ค ๐
He very pp and his pp is pp
Donโt touch Sammy P, otherwise his other player brother will be the first to beat a fool up
He will beat you up with his pp
And his mommy likes to drop him off with Georgiaโs house every afternoon and Georgia likes Sammy P but he doesnโt realize it๐๐ โ๏ธ๐ ๐ฆท๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐บ๐บ๐ค๐ค โ ๏ธ๐ค โ ๏ธ๐ค๐๐ค๐คฎ๐คข๐บ๐คข๐บ๐คข๐๐บ๐คก๐ฉ๐บ๐ฉ๐นโ ๏ธ๐น๐ค๐ค๐ธ๐คฎ๐ธ๐คฎ๐น๐ต๐ผ๐ต๐ฟ๐คง๐ฟ๐คง๐พ๐ฝ๐น๐ค๐ค๐ป๐ค๐ป๐ท๐บ๐ค๐ธ๐น๐ธ๐ค ๐ค ๐๐ค๐๐ค๐ป๐ธ๐คฎ๐ฝ๐คง๐๐คฒ๐ต๐คฒ๐ท๐ค๐ค๐น๐น๐ค๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ค๐ค๐ผ๐๐๐ค ๐น๐ค ๐๐ค๐โ ๏ธ๐ค๐ค๐ค ๐ธ๐คข๐ฟ๐คฎ๐ฟ๐คง๐พ๐คง๐พ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐๐๐บ๐บ๐ป๐ค โ ๏ธ๐ค ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ผ๐คฎ๐ฟ๐คฎ๐ฟ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐ค๐ค๐๐ค ๐คฒ๐ค๐น๐ป๐๐คฒ๐น๐๐น๐๐ค ๐
by Jake hates momsmmsnfdaufGUYDFg October 15, 2019

Sam is a historical breed of man, His loyalty and dedication is unmatched. He is a great boyfriend and even better friend. He has a massive penis and lots of money, any girl would be blessed to have someone like Sam in their life.
by Zlla January 27, 2025
