Peter Teeter

When pain goes back and forth between your anus and your penis while you are having a bowel movement.

Hi son! How was your dump? I hope you didn't have Peter Teeter again.

by urbandigital January 19, 2016

Mr. peter

The most rude and annoying and mean and heartless soul you will ever meet. Yells in your face for no reason. Smells like fish sticks and spits a lot. Makes weird coughing hacking noises that's really gross. Mr. Peter's are SUPER FAT AND UGLY!!!

I think I smell fish sticks. There must be a Mr. Peter around.

by izzybum2 January 30, 2017

Peter Piper

A tongue twister that is great to use before going on stage.

Also, apparently something from doctor who that somehow I missed.

Peter Piper picked a patch of pickled peppers.
Try saying that 10 times fast.

by WhenEarthSavesTheDay June 1, 2017

Peter Griffined

A deadly sucker punch to the throat causing severe swelling to the esophagus.

Man Chad got Peter Griffined at the party last night by Brittney!

by Hammond25 February 7, 2021

Kyle Peter

Neighbor to the Jonas Brothers. He took a trip to the year 3000, not much had changed but they lived underwater, and one of the boys’ (probably Kevin’s) great great great granddaughter was doing fine.

Stood there with my neighbor, Kyle Peter, and a Flux Capacitor

by ThecatnamedAgnes March 23, 2019

Peter Vernhout

A Dutch newsreporter currently working for TV Brabant.

Peter Vernhout hier met live verslag vanuit Maaskantje.

by KaleKenkerKip November 14, 2020

peter-in-law

the sophisticated terminology used to describe any two male friends who have slept with one or more of the same women

leonard: you slept with betty? so did stan! You're weiner cousins with stan? wow!

elroy: weiner cousins? what, are you a billyhill? we're peter-in-laws you filthy savage!

by jedicollins December 9, 2009