Michael

Nope

I hate Michael

by weed69 December 13, 2019

Michael

A little shit

Michael a little shit.

by IFryYoToaster August 13, 2019

Michaelism

Michaelism is a form of political belief that is normally considered centrist but in reality it’s more of a lack of knowledge on the subject of politics. Most Michaelists accept who runs the country and will happily follow them no matter the pros or cons

Man: Bro did you hear about the politic who-
Michaelist: I’m gonna stop you right there, I’m a Michaelist
Man: The fuck is a Michaelist?
Michaelist: I fall into the Michaelism spectrum of the political compass

by Suthons February 14, 2020

Michael

He is a big day jerk.

I met up with Michael today and he was a big fat jerk to me.

by Sad bill sally July 13, 2020

Michael

Michael is a very fat and bald guy. Michael is from Chicago and loves Chicago sports teams. He is also bald

Your being a Michael right now

by bigdickmemo October 27, 2020

MICHAEL

Michael has a big dick at least 29 inch all the girls like him but on the inside he is very depressed because he has no friends his parents are getting divorced and the girl he likes always is angry at him

Wow it’s big dick Michael

by Michelle the pickle November 9, 2018

Michael

A name that over 4,000,000 people in the U.S. alone have. Is in the top 3 most common names in the U.S. Michael's are generally very awkward and sensitive and will overexaggerate anything possible.

Yeah, Michael just being his normal, dorky self.

by someotherkid2021 October 15, 2017