bed olympics

The extreme measures you will do in order not leave your bed once you are in it.

An example of bed olympics - cellphone buzzes on the other side of the room. Lean over, grab ruler from floor, smack phone closer to you, stretch out pinkie finger - success!

by definebedolympics July 23, 2012

brake the bed

when u have sex with somone and u push real hard

harmony "so do u like kate"
derry "as in friend or like brake the bed"

by HAMMY AND DEZZAAAAAAAAAAAA May 30, 2017

Bed Piracy

Sleeping in the bed of someone else, due to a lack of comfort or sheer drunken madness.

Outrageous, you should try them for bed piracy

by AndyTheRoo September 16, 2010

Sweat the bed

When you are asleep and you sweat so much your bed gets wet from it.

I awoke in the middle of the hot summer night to a wet feeling on my bed and was covered in sweat. I sweat the bed.

by Loner stoner August 4, 2014

bed spreading

The act of ejaculating over a large surface area

Leah : 'He was bed spreading all over me last night'

by asdfghjklmnbbvc February 4, 2014

bed boy

An attractive young man whom you summon to your bedside with a bell to refill your water, much like at a restaurant. He may also be summoned to remove your chamber pot, or hold a bottle while you pee. He exists to make your life in bed as leisurely as possible.

"Oh bed boyyyyyy *dingling -aling -aling* my bed pan is ready"

by GoodKingWenceslasssssss January 7, 2020

Breakfast in bed

The process of jerking off into a girls belly button and then placing a cheerio into your cum. Serve with a spoon

Hey girl can I make you breakfast in bed.

by Trogdorsabadass July 19, 2019