A "zombie issue" is one that is a dead issue for most people but that some people won't allow to stay dead. They keep rehashing it and refusing to accept the resolution of the issue that most people have seen to be reasonable. They usually do this in an attempt to gain political advantage over their opponents, criticism of whom is the purpose of keeping the issue alive, or simply to draw attention to themselves. They don't realize that most people think their either deranged or just jerks for not letting the issue stay dead.
Joe: "I'm tired of hearing about the Benghazi tragedy and what Susan Rice said about it afterward, man! It's a zombie issue, and I wish those complainers would just let it stay dead."
by xnlover May 16, 2013
Get the zombie issuemug. Someone who, when texting, loses their sense of direction, speed and/or the ability to hold intellegent conversation.
1. Look at Ronny walking around like an idiot, what a zombie texter!
2. Dave:Hey, what are you doing this weekend?
John:...(Text complete) What did you say?
Dave:You're a zombie texter.
2. Dave:Hey, what are you doing this weekend?
John:...(Text complete) What did you say?
Dave:You're a zombie texter.
by HalfBlood December 9, 2008
Get the Zombie Textermug. (Noun). A zombie who seems to have been hiding in your closet and suddenly comes out to eat you.
(Adjective). A person who spends to much time playing videogames in his room.
(Adjective). A person who spends to much time playing videogames in his room.
(Noun). "Dude i was playing Left 4 Dead last night and had to fight tons of Closet Zombies!"
(Adjective). "Dude come hang with us and stop being a Closet Zombie!!"
(Adjective). "Dude come hang with us and stop being a Closet Zombie!!"
by TopHatter June 7, 2009
Get the Closet Zombiemug. Typically found in online forum threads and in comments sections on various articles and social networks, zombie trolls are dedicated to creating division, chaos, and hostility in discussion threads, often to the point of creating permanent divisions, and influencing other real discussion participants to take the same aggressive and divisive positions, and to create the same chaos and divisions on other threads.
Zombie trolls differ from regular trolls in that they play both sides of discussions in order to start fights. Zombie trolls have multiple social media and other discussion accounts, and use them to incite fights between the sides, often to the point of continuing fights on threads that everyone else has abandoned, meaning that one or more zombie trolls are actually trolling themselves into continuing fake fights.
This is especially prevalent in political discussions, where zombie trolls will use their multiple accounts to play both sides, and make controversial statements known to cause division in an effort to destroy any productive discussions that might be taking place.
Zombie trolls also pose as supporters for candidates during primary contests, where the candidates typically represent similar ideologies, and turn the candidates' real supporters against each other in an effort to create divisions that translate into lower voter turnout for general elections, and victory for the opposing side, which is quite often the zombie troll's preferred side.
Zombie trolls differ from regular trolls in that they play both sides of discussions in order to start fights. Zombie trolls have multiple social media and other discussion accounts, and use them to incite fights between the sides, often to the point of continuing fights on threads that everyone else has abandoned, meaning that one or more zombie trolls are actually trolling themselves into continuing fake fights.
This is especially prevalent in political discussions, where zombie trolls will use their multiple accounts to play both sides, and make controversial statements known to cause division in an effort to destroy any productive discussions that might be taking place.
Zombie trolls also pose as supporters for candidates during primary contests, where the candidates typically represent similar ideologies, and turn the candidates' real supporters against each other in an effort to create divisions that translate into lower voter turnout for general elections, and victory for the opposing side, which is quite often the zombie troll's preferred side.
Man, those zombie trolls were all over that thread saying that Bernie won the coin flips and that Hillary cheated, and that they won't vote for her if she is nominated. I hope that nobody listens to that thoroughly unproductive and complete and utter pile of zombie troll bullshit, and uses their own brains to think about the consequences for everyone if she loses the general election.
I caught a zombie troll! He attacked his preferred candidate's primary opponent, when the candidate himself went on live national TV and said to support her if he didn't win the nomination. I called it out as unproductive zombie trolling, and reminded everyone of what our candidate really said to do, and then I moved on, because there is no point in having a discussion with a zombie troll who is dedicated to creating chaos and division.
I caught a zombie troll! He attacked his preferred candidate's primary opponent, when the candidate himself went on live national TV and said to support her if he didn't win the nomination. I called it out as unproductive zombie trolling, and reminded everyone of what our candidate really said to do, and then I moved on, because there is no point in having a discussion with a zombie troll who is dedicated to creating chaos and division.
by Bbungus October 6, 2016
Get the zombie trollmug. A person who has lost themselves in the world of Netflix, and lost all contact to the world around him/her, and try to "infect" others by sharing movies and tv-shows they have seen on facebook etc.
by Torai February 2, 2013
Get the Netflix Zombiemug. Josh: Cam didn't pay me my money.
Mason: What are you gonna do?
Josh: I plan on leaving him a zombie movie.
Mason: What are you gonna do?
Josh: I plan on leaving him a zombie movie.
by HMM17 July 2, 2008
Get the A Zombie Moviemug. Typically occurs when she says it's that time of the month, and you drunkenly reply that you don't care and have sex anyways. Upon examining your penis post coitus, you realize that you now have a bloody Zombie Dick.
"Dude it looks like someone dipped a hotdog in ketchup and slapped your sheet like twelve times." "Nah man I just had an absolute Zombie Dick.
by JakeDaPillowSnake December 1, 2015
Get the Zombie Dickmug.