ghost woodie

When your dick gets hard for seemingly no reason at all. Generally occurs when being called on by the teacher, or before public presentations.

So the teacher asks me to come up to the blackboard to write the answer on the board like a second after getting a ghost woodie. The whole class was laughing at my huge dong for weeks.

by Sh3p007 November 23, 2015

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kush wookie

A racial slur for mexican people

“Dude look at this kush wookie over here”
-some racist

by Reecola May 23, 2018

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woopie • Wooping • Woopie Pie • woopie poop • woopinator • Woopity • woopi • woopi doo • Woopicowapp • Woopid

Hell whoopin’

For those times you have no damn idea what you’re going to go do but it will be a f-ing CRAZY GREAT TIME!!

Hey Olivia, I’ve had a shit day. Get ready. We’re going to go do some Hell whoopin’

by Inquisitive one two three February 21, 2019

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While engaging in anal intercourse with your partner, have a third party insert a bicycle pump into your partner’s anal cavity, being careful to ensure an air-tight environment. It is imperative that the partner’s anal sphincter is contracted throughout this entire process. Proceed to have that third party pump partner’s anal cavity full of air while continuing intercourse. Upon reaching completion, cease pumping air into the cavity, quickly remove penis and replace with an adequately sized rubber plug. Proceed to aim partner’s anus at a blank monochromatic canvas, preferably black. Have the partner contract their abdomen rapidly while swiftly removing the plug, and enjoy results as pounds of undiscovered semen, fecal matter, and various other bodily fluids spray out like a shotgun accompanied by a whoopie cushion-like sound.

Partner: I have a colonoscopy tomorrow, and I need to cleanse my anal cavity. I am going to buy a large and expensive enema.
Guy 1: Why would you do that when we can just shotgun whoopie cushion you?
Partner: Yeah, totally! Let’s do that!

by Princeton CockWerk February 22, 2019

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